Take Flight

The pits of the internet were dark and damp. It was a cold and somber night.

Slowly but surely, I crawled across page after page of Google search results for “Parkour clothing“. The numbers, they were many. Yet none returned the light this weary traveler sought. They were all frauds, simply stealing add-space for legitimate sites. As my eyes glazed over and my eyelids started to close, hope of a legitimate sight started to leave my grasp. A single tear was brought to my right eye. “This is it.” I thought, “This is the last page of the Google search results.” I had literally reached the end of Google. Nay, the end of the very fabric of existence so to speak! I had accomplished what no mere mortal should have ever been capable of. I TESTED THE LIMITS OF ZEUS HIMSELF. Even Odin, the god of death laid his sword at my side and knelt down upon a single knee.

It was now or never.

As I scrolled down through the blue links of hell, I came upon the final one. But this one. This particular link…

It was different. It seemed pure. It seemed…

Real.

My right index finger slowly crept the mouse towards the link, “Dare I click it?” My mind thought, “Nay. I should not. It will not lead my anywhere I have not once been.”

But then, that little ray of hope, broke over my subconscious. Buried deep inside after 5000 pages of search results. BUT THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL it dug itself out and moved itself into the front of my brain.

It knew this link was special.
And this tired and weary solider clicked the link.

“takeflightapparel.com”

What was brought before me must’ve been the Elysian Fields the gods spoke of! Surely it could not be real!? But it was. In front of my my eyes and the stars themselves there it lie. Real Parkour clothing.

And the rest as they say…is history. =]